The Disputed Territories of Confused No Name is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by No Name with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.376 billion Nothings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Name. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nothing economy, worth 898 trillion No Names a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,269 No Names, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confused No Name's national animal is the No Name and its national religion is No Name.

Confused No Name is ranked 99,363^rd in the world and 20^th in The Land Of Anarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.95 law-abiding acts per hour.