The Divine Kingdom of Confederation of Southern Memeland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Cate Anglo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.278 billion Southern Memelandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christinium. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederation of Southern Memelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion Memes a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,450 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of Southern Memeland's national animal is the Spürdo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Confederation of Southern Memeland is ranked 25,120^th in the world and 42^nd in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.86 law-abiding acts per hour.