Population | 15.388 billion |
Capital | Glóaviđ |
Leader | Hákonungur Eolande |
Faith | Ljósiđ |
Currency | silfur flís |
Animal | Glow Spirte |
The Dainheim of Condain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hákonungur Eolande with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.388 billion Dain Faes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glóaviđ. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Condainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,286 trillion silfur flís a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,601 silfur flís, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Condain' is a smash hit, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Hákonungur Eolande For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Hákonungur Eolande's supporters, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condain's national animal is the Glow Spirte, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ljósiđ.
Condain is ranked 154,943rd in the world and 68th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Stationary, with 145.00915719408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Condain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Condain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Condain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Condain's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".