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Largest Black Market: 2,840thHighest Economic Output: 3,495thLargest Populations: 4,064th
The Capital of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Conakry

Population30.79 billion

CapitalConakry

Currencyguinean franc
Animallion

The Capital of Conakry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.79 billion Conakryians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conakry. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Conakryian economy, worth a remarkable 4,835 trillion guinean francs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,057 guinean francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, economists claim no news is good news, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conakry's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conakry is ranked 234,292nd in the world and 7,023rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.21361014328 days.

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Largest Black Market: 2,840thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,495thLargest Populations: 4,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,249thNudest: 8,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,283rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,650thMost Developed: 12,209thMost Patriotic: 12,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,698thHealthiest Citizens: 13,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,480thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,303rdMost Cultured: 15,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,969thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,114thSmartest Citizens: 19,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,665thLargest Governments: 20,870thMost Secular: 20,905thHighest Food Quality: 21,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,328thLargest Mining Sector: 24,897thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,698thMost Efficient Economies: 27,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,787th
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Largest Populations: 117th in the regionLargest Black Market: 154th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 172nd in the regionNudest: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 465th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 554th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 632nd in the regionMost Developed: 697th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 782nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 794th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 844th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 876th in the regionMost Cultured: 887th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 921st in the regionMost Patriotic: 947th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 963rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conakry's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Conakry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Conakry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Conakry's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Conakry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Conakry's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Conakry was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Conakry ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Conakry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Conakry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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