The Free Market Oligopoly of Complete and Utter Capitalism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Regent with a fair hand, and notable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.482 billion Complete and Utter Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laissez Fairadise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Complete and Utter Capitalist economy, worth a remarkable 4,385 trillion Yuroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 237,281 Yuroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,158,696 per year while the poor average 27,938, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

The only place where one can see the Complete and Utter Capitalist cherry tree is in a museum, the term "Native Complete And Utter Capitalist" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Complete and Utter Capitalism's national animal is the Solid Gold Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Complete and Utter Capitalism is ranked 292,213^th in the world and 23^rd in Free Market Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 9.3 law-abiding acts per hour.