The United Socialist States of Communist Federation of New Jersey is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 450 million New Jerseyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trenton. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Communist Federation of New Jerseyian economy, worth 4.82 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 10,704 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, Communist Federation of New Jersey has designated Trenton as its capital city, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Federation of New Jersey's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Federation of New Jersey is ranked 86,206^th in the world and 397^th in The Leftist Assembly for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.