The Demoncratic Peoples Republic of Communal Earth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Flereous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.573 billion Earthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proleteria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Communal Earthian economy, worth a remarkable 2,100 trillion Labor Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,436 Labor Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Flereous's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, the latest political memes depict Flereous as an overly-choreographed robot, farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime is totally unknown. Communal Earth's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Collectivism.

Communal Earth is ranked 240,765^th in the world and 102^nd in Underworld for Fattest Citizens, with 8.73 Obesity Rate.