Commonwealth Nations and Territories
Population | 4.977 billion |
Capital | New Biloxi |
Leader | President Aurelia Celestialis |
Faith | Cerulean Illuminationism |
Currency | Lumen |
Animal | White-Tailed Deer |
The Inexplicably Blue Empire of Commonwealth Nations and Territories is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Aurelia Celestialis with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.977 billion Commonwealths are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Biloxi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Lumens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,330 Lumens, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Commonwealths make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth Nations and Territories's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cerulean Illuminationism.
Commonwealth Nations and Territories is ranked 156,681st in the world and 97th in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 137.086891431 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Commonwealths make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Commonwealths.
- : Commonwealth Nations and Territories was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Commonwealth Nations and Territories was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, the only science is political science.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
- : Following new legislation in Commonwealth Nations and Territories, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.