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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,009thMost Influential: 4,376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,588th
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Population2.358 billion


The Republic of Coltslavia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.358 billion Coltslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coltslavian economy, worth 173 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 73,646 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coltslavia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Coltslavia is ranked 36,362nd in the world and 1,097th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 43.85 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,009thMost Influential: 4,376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,588thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,148thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 22,180thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,529thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,209thLargest Mining Sector: 25,219th
Least Corrupt Governments: 236th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 422nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 500th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 625th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 709th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 712th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 882nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 991st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,016th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,037th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,045th in the regionMost Avoided: 1,083rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,097th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,099th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,133rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,207th in the region

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