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Money, Work, Industry, Power! Emperor Alexander I
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,107th
The United Socialist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Colonla

Population2.359 billion

CapitalKhanbaliq
LeaderEmperor Alexander I

CurrencyKruler
AnimalFaloth

The United Socialist Empire of Colonla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander I with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.359 billion Colonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanbaliq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonian economy, worth 618 trillion Krulers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,310 Krulers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,034 per year while the poor average 61,626, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

It's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Colonla offered the words "peace be upon you", popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonla's national animal is the Faloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Colonla is ranked 12,222nd in the world and 607th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,773.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,107thMost Armed: 2,160thLargest Mining Sector: 2,243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,377thMost Influential: 2,423rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,812thMost Patriotic: 3,312thHighest Average Incomes: 3,418thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,790thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,900thMost Efficient Economies: 5,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,892ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,423rdLargest Black Market: 6,545thLargest Governments: 6,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,209thMost Developed: 7,464thMost Secular: 7,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,685thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,842ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,912thHealthiest Citizens: 7,997thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,697thSmartest Citizens: 9,825thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,222ndLargest Insurance Industry: 12,227thMost Cultured: 12,391stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,715thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,008thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,094thMost Inclusive: 16,734thHighest Food Quality: 16,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,514thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,875th
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Largest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Patriotic: 134th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 159th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 356th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 357th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 367th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 373rd in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionMost Secular: 378th in the regionMost Developed: 458th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 465th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 467th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 541st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 607th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 628th in the regionMost Cultured: 630th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 664th in the regionMost Influential: 694th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 758th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 902nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 917th in the regionMost Inclusive: 944th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 970th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,093rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,134th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,148th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,244th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,330th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,331st in the region

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