NATION

PASSWORD

Death To All Not Of Macfora
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd Largest Publishing Industry: 25th Most Cultured: 70th
The Grand State of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Colonino

Population28.611 billion

CapitalKlamath Falls
LeaderCrispin Knightslayer
FaithSikhism

Currencybouillon
Animalblack tale deer

The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.611 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,998 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,454 bouillons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 96,610th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Most Extreme, scoring 16.42 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25thMost Cultured: 70thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186thMost Beautiful Environments: 204thHighest Economic Output: 309thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 314thMost Developed: 319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 357thMost Stationary: 361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 366thSafest: 377thLongest Average Lifespans: 382ndBest Weather: 432ndHealthiest Citizens: 519thSmartest Citizens: 824thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 895thHighest Average Incomes: 915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 916thLargest Retail Industry: 1,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,115thRudest Citizens: 1,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,337thMost Efficient Economies: 1,663rdTop
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Largest Populations: 1,870thLargest Governments: 3,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,996thMost Armed: 4,320thMost Influential: 5,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,009thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,012thLargest Black Market: 7,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,870thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,842ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,772ndNudest: 17,014th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Coloninoan democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Black Tale Deer'.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, contestants on Colonino's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the government seizes all major gold finds.

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