The Commonwealth of Colonialist East Asia Decent Eurasians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dato Sri' Daniel Rhys Irfan-Griffiths with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.823 billion Colonist Eurasians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central District Colonial Singapore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The all-consuming Colonialist East Asia Decent Eurasian economy, worth 177 trillion Federal Eurasian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 97,117 Federal Eurasian Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonialist East Asia Decent Eurasians's national animal is the Eurasian Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Colonialist East Asia Decent Eurasians is ranked 260,431^st in the world and 10^th in The Radical Civic Union for Largest Black Market, with 103 billion Standard Monetary Units.