NATION

PASSWORD

Burnaby Richmond
Nudest: 3,716thMost Conservative: 22,099thBest Weather: 23,021st
The Lions Bay of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Colonial Snalaska

Population2.1 billion

CapitalSurrey
LeaderRichmond
FaithNorth Vancouver

CurrencyCoquitlam
AnimalVancouver

The Lions Bay of Colonial Snalaska is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Richmond with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The devout population of 2.1 billion Maple Ridge are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surrey. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The powerhouse Port Coquitlam economy, worth 174 trillion Coquitlams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,893 Coquitlams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the judicial system legislates morality, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonial Snalaska's national animal is the Vancouver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is North Vancouver.

Colonial Snalaska is ranked 220,430th in the world and 6,580th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 29.76982816952 days.

Top
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Nudest: 3,716thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 22,099thBest Weather: 23,021stMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,275thMost Inclusive: 27,291st
Top
5%
Nudest: 149th in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Colonial Snalaska's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Colonial Snalaska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens, Most Inclusive, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, one can walk from one side of Surrey to the other without setting foot on Port Coquitlam soil.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonial Snalaska, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Colonial Snalaska's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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