The Republic of Coliantia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 745 million Coliantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulchi. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coliantian economy, worth 94.3 trillion Coliantian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,524 Coliantian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and robosexual marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coliantia's national animal is the Coliantian eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coliantia is ranked 29,310^th in the world and 55^th in Karma for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.24 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.