Population | 3.483 billion |
Capital | Jemulpo |
Leader | Catarina Song |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Coirish Griffin |
The Undead Republic of Coire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Catarina Song with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.483 billion Coirishes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jemulpo. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Coirean economy, worth 289 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,242 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, and protecting the land is holey work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coire's national animal is the Coirish Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Coire is ranked 244,125th in the world and 7,414th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 7.94 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Coire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Coire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Coire's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Coire's influence in Lazarus fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Coire's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Coire's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Coire altered its national flag.
- : Coire was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Robocracy of Awesomeland, killing 4 million zombies.
- : Coire was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Robocracy of Awesomeland, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Coire was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Robocracy of Awesomeland, infecting 1 million survivors.