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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 392nd Largest Retail Industry: 2,364th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,945th
The Most Serene Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population341 million


The Most Serene Republic of COCOPUFFS is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 341 million donks are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient COCOPUFFSian economy, worth 37.8 trillion LOOPS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 110,805 LOOPS, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

COCOPUFFSian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. COCOPUFFS's national animal is the pp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

COCOPUFFS is ranked 136,657th in the world and 6,926th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 392ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,364thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,945thMost Influential: 2,956thRudest Citizens: 4,581stLargest Gambling Industry: 6,654thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,231stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,346th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 245th in the regionRudest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 470th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : COCOPUFFS was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
  • : COCOPUFFS was endorsed by The Black Hand of Xzavia-Hjar.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, COCOPUFFSian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : COCOPUFFS was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in COCOPUFFS, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 252 » Alunya, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Sunto, Bayern-Straubing, Ikea Rike, Lomjia, Napnomadia, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Peldorn, Omnistria, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Tappan Hills, Walter Jackson, Afrille, Amerian States, Pallaith, French Bananastan, Chukstik Illahi, Liberum Mundi, Frances Francis the First of France, Kubrostavsria, Saturns Edge, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Ethnon, Sundred, Egalico, German Holy Roman Empire, Sheldanada, Lemonbiscuits, Holy Oranz, The Kyziban Islands, Luciferian666, PlanetPunk, New Bremerton, Esplandia, ZimRobwe, and 202 others.Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Acrabinnia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Partax, Camista, SORT, The Iron Lions, Wizarda, Erwo Stal, Dopeland420, National Goats, Q w e r t y, Steampunk Ariel, Unsophisticate, Alice Gardens, Plangainer, The Notorious Mad Jack, Vexilia, Black Templares, Free Azzaca, Wunderstrafanstalt, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Prydania, Maott, The Bureaucratic Territories, Miruma, Calamazo, Yukti, Zemnaya Svoboda, Camarthen, Free Culture, Torakuen, Panama Coalition, Tianqing, Jasminlandia, Ice and Tinian, Moubarakistan, Sil Dorsett, United Draconia, Aroa, Sinelona, 1 very fast endotarter, Amauri, Humptalumpta, Diodone, Ikilandia, Pasargad, Legendsland, Unimaginable Doom, New Pruessen, Castle Federation, Kuda1, Pleroma Sans Romans, Heimgau, Vincone Cae, Federation Terra Australis, Wilkshire, Chamocha, BrightFutures, Yalkan, Dreadton, Palisede, Valhalla123, Neo Hungarica, Spartoptia, Haor Chall, Venezuelia, Felpolandia, Outer Egorniand, Vikingiarchy, Aeviternus, The Discipled, Dadastan Archipelago, Empy, Shigonia, Choistan, Aetulia, AltanUrag, Longsword01, Soviet Terran, Marijuana Haven, The Austro Germanic Union, Bonjoura, The Gamer Party, Aratani, Union of Austria-Hungary, Buckerino, British Pacific Islands, Ejhsa, Tire Sover, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Unian Union of City States, Zumlandia, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Ibiscaton, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Central Ryal, Fun time land of Fun, Abject Ludicrosity, Nova Trieste, LostLegion, Kanlidia, Sacrento, Shadowrik, Misuvelia, Viridiann, General COE, The Windmilluminati, Minuda, Ilisseia, Lesbian Femdom, Niradans, Newpromisedland, Zokk, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Northern Glory, Ostrinios, Sea Ghost, Antiyard, New Phyrreus, ABC, Breduria, Kasazzastan, Brettenia, Fayyayid, Coprianus, Aldros, Angwayster, Cobrakia, Azzarel, The Serdey Islands, Beta Centauri B3, Bananoonza, Daiz, Cors Evia, Centromuria, Dicko, Alyrria, Detrivania, Blackphir, Wineclaw, Bananaaaaa, Loutsland, Votak Matim, Anna Airters, David Davidson, Joodey, Ieprus, The Teddy, Cinnibar, Zupla, Elmo is a commie, Republic of New Atlantis, Altivia, Changjo, Ausnakulia, Revolutionary Sealand, Potatolandium, Babacar, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Copria, Helix Labs, Lower Nubia, Noahs Second Country, Jefffliu, Plumas, Get Away From Me, Conservadoria, Former English Colony, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Apetopia, Helia Geopes, United Asgardian States, Bidragistan, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Dawn Guard, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Hileville, Ara Antrizuls, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Connecticut Patriots, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Makersaulache, Constantinolia, Xentherida, United Brazilians states, Astrind, Vernest Quill, Ajibola, Ttopa, Narwhal, Foraldn, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, and Savaaria.

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