Population | 25.36 billion |
Capital | Medellin |
Leader | The Drug Lord |
Faith | Cocaine |
Currency | ounce |
Animal | artic fox |
The Private Stash of Cocaine is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Drug Lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 25.36 billion Cocaineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medellin. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cocainean economy, worth an astonishing 17,621 trillion ounces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 694,836 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and artic foxes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cocaine's national animal is the artic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cocaine.
Cocaine is ranked 4,177th in the world and 1st in Cocaine for Most Stationary, with 3,487.7061012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, artic foxes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Cocaine's influence in Cocaine fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Cocaine, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.