The Arab Socialist Jamahiriya of Cobra Sahara is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Muammar Al-Ghaddafi with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.168 billion Libyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripoli. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Libya economy, worth 604 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,020 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Muammar Al-Ghaddafi', Libyans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobra Sahara's national animal is the Hawk of Quraish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Cobra Sahara is ranked 246,092^nd in the world and 162^nd in Africa for Most Secular, with 13.6 Atheism Rate.