|Leader||CEO Natalie Porter|
The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Natalie Porter with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.446 billion Welexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cobleck Welexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Shipping containers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 292,863 Shipping containers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,683,869 per year while the poor average 3,400, a ratio of 789 to 1.
Tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cobleck Weleis's national animal is the leopard 🐆, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer.
- : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
- : Cobleck Weleis endorsed The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of Geektopia.
- : Cobleck Weleis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Cobleck Weleis was endorsed by The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of Geektopia.
- : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund.
- : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Cobleck Weleis was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
- : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
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