The Empire of Clton 3 is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 760 million Clton 3ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The Clton 3ian economy, worth 26.7 trillion Aureas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,089 Aureas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Clton 3's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Clton 3 is ranked 201,554^th in the world and 3,916^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,615.57 Standard Monetary Units.