The Kingdom of Clton 2 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 756 million Clton 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Clton 2ian economy, worth 47.3 trillion Aureas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,508 Aureas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clton 2's national animal is the Wolf.

Clton 2 is ranked 208,263^rd in the world and 4,098^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,629.28 Standard Monetary Units.