Population | 43.626 billion |
Capital | New Oxford |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | the Cult of Shimajiro |
Currency | pound |
Animal | raccoon |
The United States of Claraxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 43.626 billion Claraxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oxford. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Claraxian economy, worth an astonishing 12,401 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 284,260 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime is totally unknown. Claraxia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Shimajiro.
Claraxia is ranked 73,267th in the world and 767th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 644.99404553688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Claraxia, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Claraxia #1 for number twos.