Population | 10.564 billion |
Capital | Iqaluit |
Currency | Arctic Peso |
Animal | Eider Duck |
The Federal Technocratic Kingdom of Citalli is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.564 billion Citillans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iqaluit. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Citillan economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion Arctic Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,671 Arctic Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Citalli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citalli's national animal is the Eider Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Citalli is ranked 37,939th in the world and 1st in Kebabistan for Most Stationary, with 1,201.77539752992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Citalli's influence in Kebabistan rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
- : Following new legislation in Citalli, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Citalli.
- : Following new legislation in Citalli, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Citalli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Citalli, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Citalli, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Citalli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Citalli, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Citalli's influence in Kebabistan fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Citalli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.