NATION

PASSWORD

Innovation towards the light of the future Leader
Most Secular: 233rdLowest Crime Rates: 573rdSafest: 613th
The Federal Technocratic Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Citalli

Population10.564 billion

CapitalIqaluit

CurrencyArctic Peso
AnimalEider Duck

The Federal Technocratic Kingdom of Citalli is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.564 billion Citillans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iqaluit. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Citillan economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion Arctic Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,671 Arctic Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Citalli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citalli's national animal is the Eider Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Citalli is ranked 37,939th in the world and 1st in Kebabistan for Most Stationary, with 1,201.77539752992 days.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 233rdLowest Crime Rates: 573rdSafest: 613thBest Weather: 649thMost Developed: 943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,004thHealthiest Citizens: 1,123rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,439thLargest Governments: 1,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,552ndMost Inclusive: 1,564thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,148thSmartest Citizens: 2,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,690thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,775thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,912thTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,063rdNicest Citizens: 3,952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,870thMost Pacifist: 5,721stMost Efficient Economies: 5,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,378thHighest Average Incomes: 6,941stHighest Food Quality: 8,880thHighest Economic Output: 9,621stMost Income Equality: 12,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,469thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,895thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,030thMost Influential: 26,705thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,156th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Citalli's influence in Kebabistan rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Citalli.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Citalli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Citalli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Citalli's influence in Kebabistan fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Citalli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".

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