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Churros for all, and Churros for many more!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,338thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,763rdMost Income Equality: 6,902nd
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Cinnamon Resort

Population114 million

CurrencyBiscuit
AnimalMuffin Dog

The Federation of Cinnamon Resort is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 114 million Panyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cinnamon Resortian economy, worth 5.69 trillion Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,927 Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Cinnamon Resortian mussels the biggest in The Communist Bloc, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, Cinnamon Resort successfully hosted the The Communist Bloc Olympics, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnamon Resort's national animal is the Muffin Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cinnamon Resort is ranked 226,772nd in the world and 718th in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 14.05 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,338thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,763rdMost Income Equality: 6,902ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,901stNicest Citizens: 19,758thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,592ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,059thLowest Crime Rates: 22,876th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 78th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cinnamon Resort voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Cinnamon Resort voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Cinnamon Resort, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinnamon Resort, Cinnamon Resort successfully hosted the The Communist Bloc Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinnamon Resort, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Cinnamon Resort was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cinnamon Resort endorsed The People's Republic of The Greater Tulsa Area.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinnamon Resort, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Cinnamon Resortian mussels the biggest in The Communist Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinnamon Resort, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Cinnamon Resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinnamon Resort, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.

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