Population | 17.546 billion |
Capital | Higekrastiensodt |
Leader | President Waesiris |
Faith | TBD |
Currency | NA |
Animal | Griffon |
The Republic of Cimmerien is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Waesiris with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.546 billion Cimmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higekrastiensodt. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cimmerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion NAS a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,431 NAS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cimmerien's national animal is the Griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is TBD.
Cimmerien is ranked 138,149th in the world and 2,551st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 220.48710194372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cimmerien, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Cimmerien altered its national flag.
- : Cimmerien altered its national flag.
- : Cimmerien changed its national animal to "Griffon", its capital to "Higekrastiensodt", its currency to "NA", its faith to "TBD", its leader to "President Waesiris", its motto to "Hic manebimus optime!", and its nation type to "Republic".
- : Cimmerien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Cimmerien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Cimmerien changed its national animal to "Crimson Eagle", its currency to "Guilder", and its leader to "King Ęgeon".
- : Following new legislation in Cimmerien, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Cimmerien, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Cimmerien's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".