The Precious Gemnation of Ciaznilhe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaythleen Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.634 billion Ciaznilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kianitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciaznilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Cianites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,575 Cianites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Ciaznilhe's national animal is the Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Ciaznilhe is ranked 273,272^nd in the world and 50^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.