The Kingdom of Chypas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.44 billion Chypáns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atzura. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chypán economy, worth 159 trillion Dólars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 65,235 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chypas's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chypas is ranked 141,893^rd in the world and 2,140^th in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 13.6 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.