The Eternal Misfortune of Chrowzed Naurordia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by William Sharpington XVII with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.251 billion Chrowzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mustafar. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chrowzed Naurordian economy, worth 122 trillion Graphites a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,602 Graphites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chrowzed Naurordia's national animal is the Grafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reaganism.

Chrowzed Naurordia is ranked 206,031^st in the world and 3,534^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 568.97 milliStalins.