The Festivities of Christmas Eve is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.478 billion Christmas Eveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Christmas Evean economy, worth a remarkable 4,841 trillion presents a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,032 presents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Christmas Eve's hospitals, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Christmas Eve's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

Christmas Eve is ranked 8,014^th in the world and 4^th in Christmas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.48 law-abiding acts per hour.