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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381stMost Compassionate Citizens: 667thMost Pacifist: 701st
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Christmas beetles

Population3.805 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Christmas beetles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.805 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Christmassian economy, worth 759 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,623 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of Golden Candy Canes on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christmas beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Christmas beetles is ranked 258,911th in the world and 61st in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.55 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381stMost Compassionate Citizens: 667thMost Pacifist: 701stNicest Citizens: 788thLargest Welfare Programs: 813thMost Inclusive: 878thSafest: 921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,194thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,309thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,695thHighest Food Quality: 1,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,768thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,001stLargest Governments: 2,153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,473rdTop
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Most Developed: 2,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,774thBest Weather: 2,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,799thHealthiest Citizens: 2,926thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,038thLowest Crime Rates: 3,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,285thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,378thSmartest Citizens: 3,654thMost Cultured: 3,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,308thMost Secular: 4,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,835thMost Efficient Economies: 4,836thHighest Average Incomes: 7,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,867thMost Income Equality: 9,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,526th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, the government is spending billions of Golden Candy Canes on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, refugees from other nations are flocking to Christmas beetles's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, only Santa Claus's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas beetles, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.

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