The Federal Republic of Christianastan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Christian Rex with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.046 billion Christianastanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The powerhouse Christianastanian economy, worth 394 trillion ounces of silver a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,677 ounces of silver, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, airport security is provided by private companies, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Christianastan's national animal is the manattee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christianastan is ranked 303,553^rd in the world and 3^rd in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Most Pacifist, with 6.56 cheeks turned per day.