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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16th
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Chris Hall

Population29.122 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.122 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,907 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 786,611 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,622,258 per year while the poor average 36,004, a ratio of 156 to 1.

International trade is a sticky issue, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of the Rejected Realms, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 41st in the world and 1st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 49,482.23 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41stHighest Economic Output: 52ndMost Secular: 55thFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104thLargest Retail Industry: 132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214thRudest Citizens: 552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700thLargest Governments: 757thMost Armed: 773rdLowest Crime Rates: 786thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,248thLargest Black Market: 2,057thTop
Largest Populations: 2,410thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,649thMost Efficient Economies: 3,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,756thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,974thMost Conservative: 7,064thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,726thMost Stationary: 16,540thMost Influential: 18,494th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionMost Conservative: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 309th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of the Rejected Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Chris Hall but at least the trains run on time.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government is a law unto itself.


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