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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 17th
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Chris Hall

Population28.651 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.651 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,523 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 786,127 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,501,247 per year while the poor average 38,589, a ratio of 142 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and charity no longer begins at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 93,289th in the world and 2,228th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,164.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 39thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 50thMost Secular: 63rdFattest Citizens: 64thLargest Agricultural Sector: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108thLargest Retail Industry: 125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 669thRudest Citizens: 738thLargest Governments: 754thMost Armed: 779thLowest Crime Rates: 805thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,483rdLargest Black Market: 1,802ndTop
Largest Populations: 2,411thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,685thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,750thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,874thMost Efficient Economies: 4,415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,894thMost Conservative: 6,318thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,664thMost Stationary: 17,161stMost Influential: 19,649th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionMost Stationary: 180th in the regionMost Conservative: 225th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionMost Extreme: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Chris Hall offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.


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