The Matriarchy of Chovy Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chiyomi Anzai with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.585 billion Chovy Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RM Aquila. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Chovy Landian economy, worth 530 trillion Pizzas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,604 Pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pranking is an art form, military funding has been stripped back, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chovy Land's national animal is the Anchovy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chovyism.

Chovy Land is ranked 242,230^th in the world and 6^th in Touhou Land for Largest Black Market, with 174 billion Standard Monetary Units.