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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,880thMost Influential: 4,286th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.327 billion


CurrencyFresh Pork

The Republic of Chorizos is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 2.327 billion Chorizosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longaniza. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chorizosian economy, worth 320 trillion Fresh Porks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,736 Fresh Porks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Longaniza has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, military spending is on the increase, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chorizos's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ewankona.

Chorizos is ranked 14,644th in the world and 396th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,562.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,880thMost Influential: 4,286thMost Armed: 5,343rdNudest: 6,142ndLargest Insurance Industry: 8,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,247thMost Efficient Economies: 10,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,924thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,140thMost Developed: 12,011thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,863rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,059thHealthiest Citizens: 15,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,012thMost Cultured: 16,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,662ndSmartest Citizens: 16,989thMost Patriotic: 17,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,824thHighest Average Incomes: 18,981stLargest Governments: 20,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,575thLargest Mining Sector: 22,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,075th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 102nd in the regionNudest: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 284th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 298th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionMost Developed: 377th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 396th in the regionMost Patriotic: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 439th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 466th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 470th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 490th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 492nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 493rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 497th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 533rd in the regionLargest Governments: 540th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 664th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 693rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 928th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 956th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 961st in the region

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