Population | 24.832 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | Liard |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | bovina |
The District of Chopaka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Liard with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.832 billion Machas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Machan economy, worth a remarkable 3,518 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,681 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Chopaka has found 8 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chopaka's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Chopaka is ranked 62,697th in the world and 1st in Banana for Most Stationary, with 752.29085186688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Chopaka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.