Largest Retail Industry: 23rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd Most Subsidized Industry: 165th
The Dictatorship of
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Population6.583 billion

CapitalChoistan City

Animalhoney badger

The Dictatorship of Choistan is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.583 billion Choistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choistan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Choistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,470 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 527,248 shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,563,055 per year while the poor average 139,608, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and the honey badger is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime is totally unknown. Choistan's national animal is the honey badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Choistan is ranked 4,664th in the world and 160th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,802.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 165thHighest Average Incomes: 180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 337thRudest Citizens: 345thLargest Black Market: 387thMost Influential: 420thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 540thLargest Information Technology Sector: 552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 601stLargest Mining Sector: 601stFattest Citizens: 678thMost Avoided: 722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 880thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 890thLargest Publishing Industry: 972ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,155thMost Cultured: 1,312thSmartest Citizens: 1,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,357thLargest Governments: 1,569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,572ndTop
Most Secular: 1,802ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,109thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,352ndHighest Economic Output: 2,494thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,171stMost Efficient Economies: 5,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,775thTop
Most Armed: 9,852ndMost Stationary: 12,005thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,793rdHighest Drug Use: 15,444th
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 184th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 201st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 271st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 279th in the regionMost Armed: 335th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 341st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 381st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 591st in the regionLargest Populations: 601st in the regionNudest: 735th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 770th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, the honey badger is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Choistan endorsed The Dictatorship of Yandere nation empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Choistanian selfishness.


World Assembly

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