Largest Retail Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114thHighest Average Incomes: 122nd
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.606 billion

CapitalChoistan City

Animalhoney badger

The Dictatorship of Choistan is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.606 billion Choistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choistan City. The average income tax rate is 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Choistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,956 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 620,067 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, children often kick honey badgers for amusement, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Choistan's national animal is the honey badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Choistan is ranked 19,522nd in the world and 1,166th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,257.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114thHighest Average Incomes: 122ndMost Efficient Economies: 141stMost Subsidized Industry: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 211thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 297thRudest Citizens: 321stLargest Black Market: 337thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 349thLargest Mining Sector: 370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 470thMost Influential: 498thLargest Publishing Industry: 557thMost Avoided: 568thFattest Citizens: 603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 662ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 699thMost Armed: 723rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 760thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 794thSmartest Citizens: 810thMost Cultured: 904thLargest Insurance Industry: 955thMost Secular: 979thLargest Governments: 1,132ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,262ndHighest Economic Output: 1,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,675thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,971stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,032ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,136thMost Developed: 7,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,699thMost Stationary: 8,784thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,173rdMost Average: 18,789thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,522nd
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionMost Average: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 215th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 257th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 306th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 342nd in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionLargest Populations: 497th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 542nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 887th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Choistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Feelonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Choistan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Ultra777.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, children often kick honey badgers for amusement.
  • : Choistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Comfed.
  • : Choistan was endorsed by The Empire of New Spina Nitedold.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with shekels.
  • : Following new legislation in Choistan, high school bands practice by moonlight.


World Assembly

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