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Just like Mom used to dictate. Nes'le Toulhousse
Largest Retail Industry: 1,454thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,364thLargest Black Market: 2,542nd
The Freshly Baked Deliciousness of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Population11.349 billion

CapitalTollhouse
LeaderNes'le Toulhousse

CurrencyChip
AnimalKeebler Elf

The Freshly Baked Deliciousness of Chocolate-Chip Cookies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nes'le Toulhousse with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.349 billion Ahoies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tollhouse. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ahoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,198 Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, cynics say that Nes'le Toulhousse's speeches are a leading cause of death, and glamping Ahoies won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chocolate-Chip Cookies's national animal is the Keebler Elf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chocolate-Chip Cookies is ranked 46,155th in the world and 529th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 943.70538213928 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,454thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,364thLargest Black Market: 2,542ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,097thMost Avoided: 3,233rdMost Primitive: 3,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,015thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,010thLargest Mining Sector: 5,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,921stMost Devout: 9,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,283rdHighest Economic Output: 12,337thHighest Average Incomes: 14,484thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,604thMost Authoritarian: 18,413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,006thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,653rdMost Conservative: 26,508thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 29,264th
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Largest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 152nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionMost Primitive: 193rd in the regionMost Avoided: 199th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 339th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 371st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 392nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 529th in the regionMost Devout: 546th in the regionMost Influential: 559th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 789th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 815th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,002nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,042nd in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chocolate-Chip Cookies's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, glamping Ahoies won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, cynics say that Nes'le Toulhousse's speeches are a leading cause of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.

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