Population | 11.349 billion |
Capital | Tollhouse |
Leader | Nes'le Toulhousse |
Currency | Chip |
Animal | Keebler Elf |
The Freshly Baked Deliciousness of Chocolate-Chip Cookies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nes'le Toulhousse with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.349 billion Ahoies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tollhouse. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ahoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,198 Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, cynics say that Nes'le Toulhousse's speeches are a leading cause of death, and glamping Ahoies won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chocolate-Chip Cookies's national animal is the Keebler Elf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Chocolate-Chip Cookies is ranked 46,155th in the world and 529th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 943.70538213928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chocolate-Chip Cookies's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Chocolate-Chip Cookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, glamping Ahoies won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, cynics say that Nes'le Toulhousse's speeches are a leading cause of death.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate-Chip Cookies, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.