The Armed Republic of Chinook Raider is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.988 billion Chinook Raiderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Chinook Raiderian economy, worth 108 trillion pieces of eight a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,399 pieces of eight, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,557 per year while the poor average 11,096, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chinook Raider's national animal is the kraken, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Chinook Raider is ranked 98,476^th in the world and 4,496^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,029.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.