We're so Communist, It Brings Tears To Stalin's Eyes Vladimar Novikov
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,126thNudest: 3,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,713th
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Chinese USSR

Population1.735 billion

LeaderVladimar Novikov
FaithOrthodox Christainity

CurrencyChinese Yuan
AnimalBrown Bear

The Military Empire of Chinese USSR is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimar Novikov with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.735 billion ChinoRussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ChinoRussian economy, worth 236 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,427 Chinese Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vladimar Novikov's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese USSR's national animal is the Brown Bear and its national religion is Orthodox Christainity.

Chinese USSR is ranked 127,018th in the world and 170th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 844.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,126thNudest: 3,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,713thMost Armed: 5,153rdMost Influential: 8,004thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,762ndMost Devout: 9,851stMost Patriotic: 11,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,569thLowest Crime Rates: 12,854thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,205thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,275thLargest Governments: 14,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,049thMost Authoritarian: 15,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,080thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,909thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,694thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,840thHighest Average Incomes: 19,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,857thMost Efficient Economies: 20,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,370thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,735th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the region

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