Population | 4.917 billion |
Capital | The Citadel of the Sun |
Leader | The Great Sun Wo Kong |
Faith | The Sigma Grindset of Sun Wo |
Currency | Chinamanium |
Animal | Dragonoid |
The Industrial Powerhouse of Chinamen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Sun Wo Kong with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.917 billion Chinamenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of the Sun. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Chinamenian economy, worth 641 trillion Chinamaniums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,411 Chinamaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Chinamen's national animal is the Dragonoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Sigma Grindset of Sun Wo.
Chinamen is ranked 128,825th in the world and 20th in Far East Oriental Federation for Largest Populations, with 4.92 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chinamen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Chinamen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Chinamen lodged a message on the Far East Oriental Federation Regional Message Board.
- : Chinamen's influence in Far East Oriental Federation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Chinamen's influence in Far East Oriental Federation rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Chinamen's influence in Far East Oriental Federation rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The Republic of Scielecla Eiradia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Chinamen, killing 9 million zombies.
- : The Gangsta's Paradise of Awesomeness was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Chinamen, killing 14 million zombies.
- : The Gangsta's Paradise of Awesomeness was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Chinamen, killing 17 million zombies.
- : The Namatikan National Republic of Namvosk was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Chinamen, killing 16 million zombies.