The Democratic States of Chimore crafting cope-ium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.263 billion Chimore crafting cope-iumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimore crafting cope-iumian economy, worth 467 trillion Freedom Units a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,221 Freedom Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,957 per year while the poor average 34,677, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, the Chimore crafting cope-ium City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimore crafting cope-ium's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chimore crafting cope-ium is ranked 130,283^rd in the world and 230^th in Chimore for Most Extreme, scoring 20.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.