The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Beanman with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.715 billion Beanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Nuggets and Beansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,315 trillion Gold Nuggets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 238,299 Gold Nuggets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 724,647 per year while the poor average 60,859, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, for just a few extra Gold Nuggets Beanians can get new driving records with their new cars, and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Nuggets and Beans's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beanism.

Chicken Nuggets and Beans is ranked 4,750^th in the world and 8^th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.73 law-abiding acts per hour.