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Chewits r chewy
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,407thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,478thHighest Crime Rates: 2,524th
The Holy Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chewitsaurus

Population428 million

CurrencyChewits
AnimalChewit dragon

The Holy Empire of Chewitsaurus is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 428 million Chewitsaurusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The thriving Chewitsaurusian economy, worth 35.7 trillion Chewits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 83,459 Chewits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 542,607 per year while the poor average 5,107, a ratio of 106 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chewitsaurus's national animal is the Chewit dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chewitsaurus is ranked 145,814th in the world and 3rd in Sainiti for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 693.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,407thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,478thHighest Crime Rates: 2,524thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,150thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,630thFattest Citizens: 4,008thMost Avoided: 4,616thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,462ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,929thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,178thMost Primitive: 10,421stMost Armed: 11,579thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 18,850thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,136thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,256thMost Pro-Market: 21,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,435th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chewitsaurus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Chewitsaurus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Clean Prostitute Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Chewitsaurus, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Chewitsaurus, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Chewitsaurus, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Chewitsaurus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Chewitsaurus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mount Seymour".
  • : Following new legislation in Chewitsaurus, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Chewitsaurus, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Chewitsaurus, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.

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