Population | 7.949 billion |
Capital | Baja Blast Off |
Leader | Kool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull |
Faith | Chip Dippin' |
Currency | Clancy's Big Dippers |
Animal | Tom |
The Wolfist Revolutionary of Chef Big Dog is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.949 billion Burrito Boys enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baja Blast Off. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Burrito Boy economy, worth 871 trillion Clancy's Big Dippers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,634 Clancy's Big Dippers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Burrito Boys believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chef Big Dog's national animal is the Tom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chip Dippin'.
Chef Big Dog is ranked 122,302nd in the world and 37th in Lone Wolves United for Most Stationary, with 287.42601743612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog unsuppressed a post on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog suppressed a post on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Chef Big Dog lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.