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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,823rdMost Primitive: 4,387thLargest Mining Sector: 4,443rd
The Wolfist Revolutionary of
Tyranny by Majority
Influence
Apprentice
Khan
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Chef Big Dog

Population7.949 billion

CapitalBaja Blast Off
LeaderKool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull
FaithChip Dippin'

CurrencyClancy's Big Dippers
AnimalTom

The Wolfist Revolutionary of Chef Big Dog is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.949 billion Burrito Boys enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baja Blast Off. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Burrito Boy economy, worth 871 trillion Clancy's Big Dippers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,634 Clancy's Big Dippers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Burrito Boys believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chef Big Dog's national animal is the Tom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chip Dippin'.

Chef Big Dog is ranked 122,302nd in the world and 37th in Lone Wolves United for Most Stationary, with 287.42601743612 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,823rdTop
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Most Primitive: 4,387thLargest Mining Sector: 4,443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,324thMost Devout: 9,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,187thMost Conservative: 12,331stLargest Black Market: 13,160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,104thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,815thMost Patriotic: 16,139thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,788thMost Politically Free: 26,804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,917th
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the region

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