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In societatem vivimus
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 903rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,989thSafest: 3,781st
The Golden Light of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cheezopolis

Population8.782 billion

CapitalCaseaggio
LeaderIeremias

CurrencyNugget
AnimalHercules beetle

The Golden Light of Cheezopolis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ieremias with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.782 billion Cheezopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caseaggio. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheezopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 142,159 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and on-duty Air Cheezopolis flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheezopolis's national animal is the Hercules beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheezopolis is ranked 27,654th in the world and 1st in That One Place for Most Stationary, with 952.1843211572 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 903rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,989thSafest: 3,781stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,836thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,888thMost Pacifist: 4,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,415thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,124thLargest Governments: 6,152ndNicest Citizens: 6,237thLowest Crime Rates: 6,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,208thMost Cultured: 7,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,531stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,832ndMost Developed: 8,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,612thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,709thHighest Food Quality: 8,933rdMost Inclusive: 9,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,784thHealthiest Citizens: 11,012thSmartest Citizens: 11,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,306thTop
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Best Weather: 13,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,540thHighest Economic Output: 16,529thHighest Average Incomes: 17,446thMost Efficient Economies: 23,535thMost Income Equality: 24,414th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, on-duty Air Cheezopolis flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, where there's smoke there's the Cheezopolisian Forestry Department.
  • : Cheezopolis agreed to construct embassies between That One Place and New Consciousness.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezopolis, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.

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