The Kingdom of Cheeseee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lloyd II with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.689 billion Cheesans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheddar City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The all-consuming Cheese economy, worth 170 trillion Camas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,726 Camas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheeseee's national animal is the Cheesier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheeseee is ranked 236,841^st in the world and 24^th in Autropolis for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.