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A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.
Largest Gambling Industry: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLargest Retail Industry: 38th
The Republic of
Capitalizt
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Chavante

Population16.187 billion

CapitalChacarrama
LeaderGalvan
FaithAll religion

CurrencyMedal
AnimalOwl

The Republic of Chavante is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Galvan with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, feral children, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.187 billion Chavanteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Welfare and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 5,844 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 361,078 Medals, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.

Chavante is ranked 70,347th in the world and 511th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,475.46 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36thLargest Retail Industry: 38thHighest Crime Rates: 70thMost Armed: 113thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114thRudest Citizens: 114thMost Avoided: 132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 134thFattest Citizens: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 180thMost Rebellious Youth: 211thHighest Disposable Incomes: 388thLargest Insurance Industry: 531stMost Ignorant Citizens: 555thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 555thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 785thLargest Mining Sector: 799thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,342ndHighest Economic Output: 1,923rdMost Devout: 2,209thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,255thHighest Drug Use: 2,346thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,337thMost Efficient Economies: 3,756thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,638thMost Inclusive: 5,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,125thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,382ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,506thLargest Black Market: 15,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,816thLargest Populations: 18,001stMost Cultured: 24,267th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 35th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money".
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, many are questioning Galvan wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.

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