Population | 10.878 billion |
Capital | Chimmy chungus |
Leader | Beanos |
Faith | Satanism |
Currency | Souls of Lukemia Victims |
Animal | Fatherless |
The Lukewarm fart of Chaosbois is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Beanos with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.878 billion accidents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimmy chungus. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Suicidal economy, worth a remarkable 3,605 trillion Souls of Lukemia Victims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,456 Souls of Lukemia Victims, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, funding for education has been redirected into the military, bilingual accidents are viewed with suspicion, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chaosbois's national animal is the Fatherless, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Chaosbois is ranked 232,462nd in the world and 6,299th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 42 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chaosbois was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
- : Chaosbois was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Empire of Borromen, curing 3 million infected.
- : Chaosbois was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Queendom States of Shane Harper, curing 16 million infected.
- : Chaosbois was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Moai territory, infecting 10 million survivors.
- : Chaosbois was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Kingdom of The Jackistanian Republic, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : Chaosbois was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federation of Istzanoatas, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Chaosbois was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federation of Istzanoatas, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Chaosbois was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Federation of Istzanoatas, infecting 38 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Chaosbois was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Federation of Istzanoatas, infecting 28 million survivors.
- : Chaosbois was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Federation of Istzanoatas, infecting 39 million survivors.