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If im creepin, you aint sleepin Beanos
Most Primitive: 145thMost Ignorant Citizens: 149thMost Devout: 175th
The Lukewarm fart of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Newcomer
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chaosbois

Population10.878 billion

CapitalChimmy chungus
LeaderBeanos
FaithSatanism

CurrencySouls of Lukemia Victims
AnimalFatherless

The Lukewarm fart of Chaosbois is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Beanos with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.878 billion accidents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimmy chungus. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidal economy, worth a remarkable 3,605 trillion Souls of Lukemia Victims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,456 Souls of Lukemia Victims, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, funding for education has been redirected into the military, bilingual accidents are viewed with suspicion, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chaosbois's national animal is the Fatherless, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Chaosbois is ranked 232,462nd in the world and 6,299th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 42 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Primitive: 145thMost Ignorant Citizens: 149thMost Devout: 175thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 248thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndLargest Mining Sector: 493rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 594thMost Avoided: 705thMost Corrupt Governments: 826thFattest Citizens: 878thLargest Black Market: 986thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,113thMost Armed: 1,626thMost Patriotic: 1,767thHighest Average Incomes: 2,119thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,347thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,949thLargest Governments: 4,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,704thHighest Economic Output: 5,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,999thLowest Crime Rates: 6,727thRudest Citizens: 8,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,658thMost Authoritarian: 12,322ndMost Conservative: 12,585thLargest Retail Industry: 15,013thTop
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Nudest: 16,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,855th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 215th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 394th in the regionRudest Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Conservative: 549th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 590th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 603rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 701st in the regionNudest: 761st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 820th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,087th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,132nd in the region

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