The Grand Socialist Republic of Chalredonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Umar Malst with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.435 billion Chalredonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadro City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chalredonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,869 trillion Calaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,563 Calaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, one can wake up in Chalredonia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalredonia's national animal is the Microraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Socialist Teachings.

Chalredonia is ranked 2,075^th in the world and 43^rd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.28 law-abiding acts per hour.