The Federation of Chaiyarach is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chan Sunthavee with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.681 billion Chaiya enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barnloung. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chaiya economy, worth 165 trillion Thongs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,798 Thongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, Buddhism has been named as Chaiyarach's national religion, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and Chan Sunthavee's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaiyarach's national animal is the White Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Chaiyarach is ranked 182,817^th in the world and 177^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 85.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.